Assuming that you plucked up the courage to download the tinder app and throw yourself out into the tinder sea to actually try and find yourself a relationship with a human being, here are a few uplifting reasons why you might want to reconsider that.
1, Most people aren’t on Tinder for a relationship.
I’m just assuming things here again, but your first relationship goal is probably to have an actual relationship? That get’s a little tricky when you’re more likely to come across people like Joey here who obviously had something a little different in mind.
2, People on tinder seem reluctant to admit they are human
Which makes you wonder if they actually are? …Are they? …Are they really though?
Because if they’re not then you should reconsider having any kind of relationship goals whatsoever with them.
3, Netflix and chill.
This is a relatively easy relationship goal considering that it gradually becomes the very core of any long-term relationship, until you slowly start growing into the couch and eventually get eaten by actual bears. Tinder will ruin this for you.
4, Someone to talk to about your day
Is definitely something to look for in a relationship… not on tinder though I’m afraid.
5, Actually had a decent conversation? Let’s meet up!
This is dating material right here.
6, So I’ll just wait a bit longer before meeting up this time?
Can’t say I’d recommend that either.
7, You’re unlikely to find someone who can spell
You’re more likely to find someone with an anger management problem, and you should really be staying far away from those. That is a RED FLAG. Btw.
8, Tim is right you know
He is everything you do not want in a life partner.
9, After a while, you won’t have any relationship goals left.
Cause you won’t want a relationship at all. Instead you will wonder if this is really what’s left of the single status human population? And slowly start to believe it is.
10, Then again, you might just find your perfect match.
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